1. dykevibes:

    a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

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  2. senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

    senorhoudini:

    when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

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  3. unclefather:

    0 to 100 real quick

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  4. sidnugget:

    like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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  6. lameborghini:

    girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

    image

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  7. hoodbypussy:

    Évolution inversée

    “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
    ― Pablo Picasso

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  9. julianocasabranca:

    FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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  10. dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ultrafacts:

dominusr:

ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 
I AM THE QUEEN



The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

    dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

    thebaconsandwichofregret:

    ultrafacts:

    dominusr:

    ultrafacts:

    For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

    Passport pl- 

    I AM THE QUEEN

    The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

    So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

    image

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