Bernace

tessaviolet:

humansofnewyork:

“The spoon actually has its own story.”

“Oh yeah? What’s that?”

“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*

*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.

Who’s Meg Ryan?

LIAM PAYNE’S WORST NIGHTMARE!

MS. ZHOU WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED! HE NEEDS:

• GOGGLES
• APRON
• gloves (but we never had any either)
• CALCULATOR to find unnecessary measurements of things

and is he LAUGHING? there is no laughing or smiling in lab!

(via whyyounotrollme)

whoran-on-1d:

omfg yes. BBT for the win!!! I wish Sheldon was my best friend, honestly. He’s so naively cute.

even when their picture is edited they’re still faithful :’) 

i seriously don’t…

igotswagnstyles:

Well,what can I say ? YOLO.

why couldn’t that have happened to me?